Well, there IS one silver lining? Oh hellllll yeah. Who eats reeces peanut butter cups for breakfast? I DO! And you know what they say about the dark chocolate? Once you go DARK you never go AFRICAN AMERICAN! Look at it all pretty there and- Ah you sneaky mother fuckers where’d you come from!!! LEAVE [...]
FUCK YOU. Today begins our sordid journey with ORGANIC ALL NATURAL PEANUT BUTTER! That’s bad. BAD, ok? Some dudes say “I like a girl, who’s all natural” No you don’t dude. No you don’t. Every girl who you THOUGHT was natural, was not natural. She just had a TINY bit of makeup and a little [...]
They say February is the month of love. I say, February is the month of PEANUT BUTTER! No one? Fuck you too. From this point onward, Mondays will be Peanut Butter day. See that capitalization, bitches? Hells yeah, that’s RIGHT! RESPECT YO BUTTA! Every Monday brings a new post about Peanut Butter. Might be one [...]