*whistle* toot toot! This month we start off our action packed year of Peanut Butter. Delicious, savory, salty, sweet, tart, splenda, ice cream cone, PEANUT BUTTER! Know how much I love peanut butter? THIS MUCH! So now I begin the unveiling… ahhh AHH aahhh ahhh AHHHHHH (That says, “January” by the way, at the top [...]
Both you don’t care for, when you don’t have them there. “Hey man, want some pineapple?” “Is it already peeled and prepared in such a way that I can simply place it in my mouth, and eat it?” “No.” “Fuck you no. “Hey man, you gotta take a shit?” “It ain’t prairie doggin’, so no.” [...]
Wait, no that’s february. The fuck is January good for? Ah yes, the super bowl! Wait, february? FUCK YOU JANUARY!!!!
So the first post in the Dreams category should go to the one I had last night. And let me tell you, it was a DOOSY! DOOSEY! Doosie? It was FUCKED. UP. So let me try and run it down for you guys. The dream starts off with me in the middle of a downtown [...]
God I love beans. I love them. I bought a giant pack of them from Costco, and I was in heaven. I’d take one can out of the cupboard (from the anglo-saxon: cup-toilet) and plop that shit into a pan. I’d get some onions, cheese, salsa, etc. and pile it on there. I was in [...]