On my never ending quest to FINISH OFF THIS GOD FORSAKEN NATURAL PEANUT BUTTER BULLSHIT I arrive today with a new peanut butter post. I know you’re asking, “But John? Why are you so handsome?” No touch. No touch. So then you ask, “John, if you eat that much peanut butter, China will attack you [...]
Day one of the peanut butter explosion. FYI: The next week it’s all me eating peanut butter with bananas. .67 cents a pound at Ralphs, you can’t go wrong. Until poop won’t come out of my butt until the 7th moon of the circese cycle. That means nothing. We revealed last time that the two [...]
When you’re at work you have a job to do. If you feel like shit, you do that job. This website is no different. I tasked myself with a job, and I’m making myself do it. Maybe this will be good practice for the future? Perhaps in some weird alternate universe a version of me [...]
Atleast I don’t feel funny…in an online fashion. Online, there’s no one to make laugh. Sure you can talk to people online, but there’s no laughter. Just you praying that your joke hit, or your sarcasm comes out ok over the internet. In person I’m fine. I can crack jokes. Sometimes I use jokes to [...]
The Gymnasium is a magical, and mystical place. It is a land of wonder, and RESPECT! The level of respect that demands a capitalization of the word! Much like God, or Mother, or Pacoima. You know you’ve reached a level of achievement when your name commands capitalization, am I right Mel Gibson? There are certain [...]