FUCK! YOU! Natural peanut butter sucks balls. I also forgot to say, the stuff I’ve been eating this month wasn’t organic. It was just peanuts that some guy paid some other dude 3 bucks an hour to pick in a lot behind his house before his neighbor got home and started screaming “Where mah peanuts [...]
That’s graphic. So tonight was a fun filled night. By fun filled, I mean I was too bored to jack off. How bored is that, really? “Sinful pleasure is just a cock away…” “ehhhhh I’d rather just sit…here…” “Fuck you John, what wrong have I ever done to you?” “I’m sorry penis “ Then I [...]
The ultimate respect one can give another is to capitalize their name, no matter the scenario. That’s why I scream the names of people I respect. Such as “JUDGE” or “POPE!” or “BEST BUY EMPLOYEE!” The Black Eyed Peas are an excellent musical group. I’ve never heard one of their songs and thought, “Oh, shit [...]
I keep wondering why. Oh fucking damnit… NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NO FUCKING NO!!!! Enough of this organic shit and bananas! FUCK YOU!!! Seriously! There’s little flavor in this HORSE SHIT! Know why? Take a handful of salted peanuts in your mouth, chew them up real fine, and spit them out. THIS is that shit! Fuck you, [...]
John! Why are you so handsome? Shut UP, MOM!!!