So the first post in the Dreams category should go to the one I had last night. And let me tell you, it was a DOOSY!
DOOSEY!
Doosie?
It was FUCKED. UP.
So let me try and run it down for you guys. The dream starts off with me in the middle of a downtown area, looking up. Apparently above us, high in the sky, is some sort of explosion about to, or JUST happening. The fear I had from the explosion was a, “this is it,” sort of thing. Not sure if we were all going to die, or if this was more of an apocalypse sort of setting.
Anywho, here comes Spiderman and he starts creating this gigantic web DOME over us, as a sort of shield, and I felt weirdly safe. Then Iceman skates by, and he starts to create a secondary dome right below Spiderman’s, as a sort of failsafe! And I’m watching all of this in amazement, because, shit man, TWO superheroes!
All of this is happening very vividly, when all of a sudden I’m on some sort of…light house…island? You know the light houses that sit on their own island, or, down some sort of tiny peninsula? Anywho, I look up and there’s fucking IRONMAN floating in the air, using his repulsor rays to…absorb? Or….to open up a gateway to another dimension. This gateway is absorbing another one of those “explosions” from the previous part of the dream. I look at Ironman and go, “Wow, did you send that explosion to another dimension?” and he just goes, “No.” and floats off. Arrogant asshole.
So then I think I’m being chased by some sort of midget mexican dude or some crap around the outside roof (we’re literally running along the rain gutters?) of a cottage, and Ironman shows up again and I think battles the mexican midget or something? But it was a sailor mexican midget? Like, a sea captain of olden times? I have no idea, I was kind of freaked out.
I woke up to the inevitable piss, as I was surrounded by water in the second part of the dream, and while pissing I think, “man, there is no WAY I’m remembering THIS dream!” I often say that to myself after a weird dream, and sure enough, I NEVER remember them.
But I remembered this one…strange.
Not sure what it all means, probably that I want to have sex with a midget mexican ironman on a boat or some stupid shit, but fucking SHIT man I got to see THREE superheroes in my dreams! AWESOME!
I go to bed now.
