Is upon us my friends. Who knew at the beginning of this month that I would eat so much freaking peanut butter? Let us pause for a moment, and reflect upon our peanut buttery sins…
Fuck it, let’s look at more peanut butter!!!
Wait, before we begin. I was resizing photos, because wordpress caca’s it’s pants if [...]
And I know I have to get the last peanut butter blog post out before January is over. A long, memorable, sad, happy, January. I know no one really reads this website other than Sonia and Nancy, which they SHOULDN’T at work, but whatever. Anywho, I know they only read it but one day in [...]
FUCK!
YOU!
Natural peanut butter sucks balls. I also forgot to say, the stuff I’ve been eating this month wasn’t organic. It was just peanuts that some guy paid some other dude 3 bucks an hour to pick in a lot behind his house before his neighbor got home and started screaming “Where mah peanuts gon naw!?”
Whole [...]
That’s graphic.
So tonight was a fun filled night. By fun filled, I mean I was too bored to jack off. How bored is that, really?
“Sinful pleasure is just a cock away…”
“ehhhhh I’d rather just sit…here…”
“Fuck you John, what wrong have I ever done to you?”
“I’m sorry penis “
Then I made a sad face. [...]
The ultimate respect one can give another is to capitalize their name, no matter the scenario. That’s why I scream the names of people I respect. Such as “JUDGE” or “POPE!” or “BEST BUY EMPLOYEE!”
The Black Eyed Peas are an excellent musical group. I’ve never heard one of their songs and thought, “Oh, shit son, [...]
