That was the thought I had as I sat here thinking of what I should write for my new blog entry. “Clear your mind, and the answer will come…” Immediately dick jokes started pouring in. What does that say about me? Who gives a fuck, what does it say about the UNIVERSE!? It’s religious scientific [...]
I’m frozen through and through! My head is hot and my feet are cold ah ee ah choo! Fuck you. Everytime I get that song in my head it’s there for the rest of the day. And I always wonder… What the fuck was that show about? A penguin who hates the cold? Who was [...]
Everyone looks forward to the zombie apocalypse. EVERYONE. “Sweet! I get to kill humans with no fear of the law!” Idiot. Let us first make clear that killing zombies IS super cool. We all know this. But you must be PREPARED for a zombacalypse! “I got guns and canned food!” Idiot. You fucking moron! Those [...]
Not AT Christmas, per se. That would mean Christmas is a place. Christmas is not a place…YET. No, there are lines for EVERYTHING DURING CHRISTMAS!!! If a place sells a good or service, there’s a gigantic line. For example, I’m driving to my parents house thinking of Christmas, so I think “Oh, SANDWICH!” Those are [...]
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