Everything’s sort of been put on hold for the last month or two while I get ready for San Diego Comic Con. What is San Diego Comic Con you ask? Well, the below link should help you out in that regard:
Comic Con
But that’s neither here nor there, nor is it under the couch, next to 2 skittles and 4 cheetos. I love cheetos.
To make up for my lack of Peanut Butter posting, I figure I’d post a bigger Peanut Butter post today. It won’t be as elaborate or creative as previous ones, nor will it be funny, also as always it will NOT be informative or make any sort of sense unless you’re tripping balls on paint thinner. Not the cheap paint thinner from home depot either, I’m talking the dunn edwards brand name shit, SON!
Don’t do drugs.
Today’s format will have 4 pictures total for each Peanut Butter. The establishing shot, the grades, then the nut shot. So let’s begin!
First up we got…

CHEESE! Medium cheddar cheese that is. I love cheese, everyone knows this. And if they don’t, they know it now. Cheese is just a perfect food. It’s salty, creamy, and delicious. That’s what she said. It goes with anything, and just makes EVERYTHING better. That’s the thing, it makes OTHER things better. You can’t add things TO cheese, and make the cheese better. That’s like adding laser eyes to Santa Claus. It’s no longer santa, it’s now the thing in my dreams that chases me through JCPenny.
Overall, it was GOOD, but it was good in it’s components. Together they didn’t really help one another out. Each one helps out the food they’re on, but in this case, their powers combined and they became worthless, like captain planet. The smart balance Peanut Butter is actually pretty good, though. I’m pleasantly surprised that something that’s supposed to take a typically fattening food and make it not so fattening, is pretty good. Would I buy this over Jiff? Possibly. Depends if I’m on a healthy food kick but still want to slather Peanut Butter on my bacon. And the cheese? Well, I don’t want to BRAG, but it’s TILLAMUCK! Tillamuk? Tillamook.
Onto the judging!
Smart Balance smooth Peanut Butter gets…

Superman riding a bicycle.
Smart Balance chunky Peanut Butter gets…

A tree farting.
With an overall score of…

Your mom.
Thank you.
Well hello again! Onto Peanut Butter numero dos, eh?
What do we have up now?

Mmm…I like nothing more after a long day of work than some tomatoes and Peanut Butter, right ladies?
I love tomatoes, I really do. Ever since I was a kid, they’ve fascinated me and educated me on the importance of color in many beautiful salads. Also, they taste good with salt. So I sat here thinking “Hey, I’m having a bowl of tomatoes for dinner, why not add some Peanut Butter to it?” Yes. A bowl of tomatoes was my dinner. I came home late, and all I had were tomatoes. So what? Who are YOU to judge! I see you picking your nose in your car, DIRTY!
FYI: I pick my nose CONSTANTLY in the car. It’s as if the windows are only one way, and yet…they are not.
So how were they? Not good. The tomatoes weren’t good at all. You can’t have tomatoes and Peanut Butter without good tomatoes. These had tough skins and were a bit sour, just a little bit. Together they were OK, but I’m not paying 2 bucks for tomatoes for JUST ok.
ONTO THE JUDGING!
Grape tomatoes with Smart Balance smooth Peanut Butter gets…

A glass of orange juice.
Grape Tomatoes with Smart Balance chunky Peanut Butter gets…

A flower growing out of a shoe.
With an overall score of…

A turtle surfing.
Thank you.